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Who is better at being snidey
Bud or Mykey?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
Bud, but he has had more practice.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
Whereas Mykey is better at being fat and being made to wait for sex.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
u have sehks weneva you want cos u r kewl

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
Whereas you don't, because no one wants to fuck you.
Admit it. You'll feel better afterwards.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
No, I refuse, instead I'm going to brag about how much more sex I get than you
and how little I have to wait to get it.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
I HAVE LOADS OF SEX

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
I HAVE TO WAIT LESS THAN MYKEY AND BUD

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Your life is one long terrible lie.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
Everything I brag about on the internet is 100% true.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Good.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
I get more sex than you
nur nur nur nur nur
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
You don't get any.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Even your hands turn you down.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
Weren't you wrestling with the horrors of waking up next to a munter
a short while ago?
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
Oh what a tangled web he's weaved...

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
SHE WAS FITTAH THAN BUD OR MYKEYS GIRLFRIENDS

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Even SickRik is more entertaining than this poor imitation.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
Stop interrupting
we were arguming about how much more sex we get than each other

On the internet.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
He'll probably link to that in his profile

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
That's because he is WACKY and DOES DRAMA.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I might link this in my profile.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
I don't trust anyone that has personality quiz results in their profile.
It just proves that they don't have an actual personality.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
I'm sure there's some kind of daily mail slow news week academic equation that could describe this
'what type of... are you' ^ no' of photos of self / post count = something

not that post count is important, I just find lurkers with highly detailed profiles odd
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
They want to be loved!
By strangers!

What I'm saying is they all wouldn't mind if they were raped.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
I think they are the same person
If they met in the same room they would implode
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
With ill concealed lust for each other?

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
I've tried to make Mykey love me, but he just won't concede.
I'd fuck him RIGHT HERE AND NOW if he'd let me.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
I cannot think of a more worrying mental image to wake up to in the morning

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
It's a good thing you don't share a bed with me and Mykey, then.

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
He seems to be playing
a little hard to get in that he seldom replies to your flirting, though.
(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
It's very upsetting :(

(, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)