OH HAI. THERE'S THIS GIRL I LIKE AND I'M REPEATING MYSELF AND I REALLY WANT TO KNOB HER SO I'M REPEATING MYSELF WILL ANY OF YOU RESPECT ME NOW?

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

No.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)

*running glomps*
Hello magnificent one
( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

*triple-jump glomps*
Hello lovely lady, how's you?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)

*pole vault glomps*
This is about the only way I actually stop working for 15 minutes to get a lunchbreak at the moment.

I'm good ta. Have you thought about Saturday??
( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

*pommel-horse glomps*
I know that feeling - it's why I've been back here for the past couple of days, I force myself into a break!

I've discussed Saturday/the weekend with Jacinta, and we're Car Booting Sat am (I owe her something...), and I'm off with my bro Sun am (at 5am)... so I'm afraid we'll have to pass.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

*uneven bars glomps*
ah pants. Where on earth are you going on Sunday ay 5am???

All the car boots round here are on Sundays, it's pants.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)

I bought my little brother a Stock Car Experience for Xmas
so I'm off with him to Birmingham to watch him kill himself.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

cooooool

( icklepeach *relurks*, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)

I could never respect someone who is on eye-level with my cock.
Which is why I'm such a hit with dwarf chicks.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

Groundhog Day.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

I'm pretending this post is about me and written by Dave Grohl.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

If Dave Grohl typed like that
I'd sincerely hope that would put you off shagging him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

it's already put me off shagging him
and he didn't even write it
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)

what are you going to do with this now?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)

Just get it on slow coach.

(VodkaCoke, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Hmm
Not until you knob her.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Pure class, you.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)

Aye
:D
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)

You are ugly, right?
and just trying to fool us all into thinking you're attractive enough to pick and choose from a group of men who want you?
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)

Don't forget to check the URL before asking questions like this.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)

Which URL?
I'm lost
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)

I'M SAYING YOUR COMMENT IS APPLICABLE TO ALL THE WOMEN THAT REGULARLY USE THIS SITE.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)

that's not fair
some of them pretend to be married.
( Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)

Of course
Don't worry
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)

Did you only read one thread below this one?

( Lord Gnome, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

IF YOU ONLY READ ONE THREAD BELOW THIS ONE, MAKE IT SICKRIKS!

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)

Yes I did
I feel special now
( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)