You really are a thicko.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)

6 A-levels..
..and a scholarship from Cambridge here.. and a tendency not to let random insults slide when they are not meant in jest.

This will fall of the page in half an hour - no-one I know will find it. And thank god I don't know you.
(lost, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)

Oh no.
You're not trying to show you're not thick by rattling off your qualifications are you?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)

BRING OUT THE GONGS!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

I wish I knew what that meant...
So instead... have a strikethrough....

G M
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Internet jargonese.
Gong waving is when somebody brings up their qualifications (and medals and gongs) to support their argument.

Mongs might also work on here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)

Ah...
Never heard of that one before.
I have heard of the one for how long it takes the ranter to mention Hitler.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

Oh sir
Your subscription to Internet Tough Guy Magazine is here.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

Do you also make a lot of money at work?
Say £20k?

TEABOY!
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

32k?
poly?
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Sorry, meme faux-pas
It's been so long.
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

:)

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)

Those Cambridge corridors don't sweep themselves y'know

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)

but still stupid enough to leave snidey messages in accessible public places.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

I suppose those A-levels must be a great comfort to you
when you're sitting jobless in your parents' house with no friends but booze.

Assuming you're not lying either here on in your profile.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)

I really really respect you, as you're clearly very well learned.
However, you appear to be incapable of conducting an ordinary life with those qualifications, so they clearly don't mean shit.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)

Trans: "I'VE THROWN ALL MY TOYS OUT OF THE PRAM AND NONE OF MY QUALIFICATIONS WILL LEVITATE THEM BACK TO ME"

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)

All those qualifications and yet you still fell into the trap of posting it here...
Despite your earlier post of 'I should have known better than to post about it here..'

All that inteligence, yet very little common sense if you knew what would happen
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)