Let us not forget that this is the man who claims to be able to travel in time
and is actually from the future.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)

oh?

( moohalaa, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

Yes.
Hence this.
( Druid, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

Yup.
He used to post on here late at night and tell us about his time machine.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

True, but if a man walked up to you in the street and told you he was the second coming of Jesus, would you believe him?
/don't know where I'm going with this

*whistles*

oooh, a butterfly!
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

I'd ask him why he thought that.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

and ask after his toaster? ;)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

It's such a simple technique
but the concept has really made complaint handling a doddle :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

I don't know about you, but the first thing I'd do if I made a time machine
or cured cancer is tell the internet.
( Druid, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

Does he have a white labcoat & frizzy hair?
"I'll be able to take over the WOOOORLLLDD!!!"

THUD THUD *muffled shouts*

"SHUT UP GRANDMA!"
( moohalaa, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Some people can't tell the difference between fact and fiction.

Hint: I'm not one of them.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Oh I can. I can also spot a talented author when I see them.
Hint: You're not one of them.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

That's correct.
I've never written a book.
( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:36, archived)

And doesn't believe in the basic rules of mathematics.
So in many ways, it makes perfect sense for him to do biology.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

I am not from the bloody future.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

But you ARE an arse.

( Druid, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

Sorry. My mistake.
You visit the future.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)