ha ha ha
no, I'm not. Read my first post "girlfriend not here"...

bet you're repressed.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

i have a hundred girlfriends!
look, it says so on the internet.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

I've stolen the girlfriends of everybody else in the nation.
They're all in a warehouse in Preston.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

Yes, obviously.
Wow, she's a lucky girl, that she has such a clever man who can pronounce clique, unlike most people, apparently. I hope whoever she's fucking behind your back is less of a dick.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

i've never thought pronunciation was important in a chat room
it's like spelling in a pub
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

The Tamworth Red Lion Scrabble champion would shit if he read this.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Well, it's not, as it's written down.
I suppose some people need to grab the least thing to feel superior about.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

well, given your username
you obviously don't think much of yourself, sexually speaking.
Trust me, not everyone cheats on you. Sorry it's happened to you in the past, maybe you should look at yourself and ask "why is it happening to me all the time ?". Because it doesn't happen to everyone...
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

Haha, what?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

I see you've run out of facts and fallen back on an advanced literary technique known as "making things up".
Keep going, that's £30 I'm on now.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Girlfriend not here, cause you ain't got one ennit.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Thanks mate, you just earned me £10.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

He's the man at the party who tries to start conversations, trying to
sound sober, and ends up with everyone calling him a twat when they've finally got rid of him.
( Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Piston?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

Piston?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

I love you.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

*gays*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

KEEP IT OFF THE BOARD, VODKACOKE.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

HAI, WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?
I HAVE A METH HEAD, I'M WELL SEXY.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

LET ME JUST CHECK THE CONTENTS.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

He probably talks about philosophy a lot :(

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

Is there enough time for philosophy AND himself?

( Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)