Sheridan Smith was sitting under a tent drinking tea
My brother has a mini crush on her and wanted me to go and get her autograpgh. I said fuck off and were looked on from a far.

His landlord made a nice bit of dosh for it and got new carpets because they had to ruin some with blood.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)

fine, ditch us for your celebrity mates.
Be that way.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)

I wasn't allowed on set :(
I sat in music shed drinking tea and smoking.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)

She'd have probably shagged him.
She's filthy. I love her.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)

NOW YOU TELL ME
Bah. She didn't look too happy, was filmed at the end of September when it was cold and rainy...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

Also the fat guy from Gavin & Stacy was outside my office smoking on Monday filming at Molionare

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)

I love him.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)

He had a lovely neck beard
I had mittens on. I think he won the blokey man man game.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)

Someone once said I look like her.
I think she had something wrong with her eyes. See also the person who said I look like Drew Barrymore.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

*curls up laughing under desk*

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)

I know.
Velma it is. And that's all. Or maybe Olive from On The Buses.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)

*gasps for breath*
Drew baryy..pffft
*collapses again*
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)

Yes.
I know. It's hilarious when a troll such as myself has been compared to such a beauty. Great fun.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)

sorry, I'm sorry
I'm done, I'm done.
*coughs*
*uncontrolable giggles*
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)

No.
It's fine. Carry on. It's not as though I have feelings anyway.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)

You're right
I'm sorry
*smirks*
*smiles*
*giggles*
*titters like a loon*
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)

Fuck sake Peter Parker
No need to blat your web all over the place. :P
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)

You're much prettier than Drew Barrymore

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

Except in ET
FIT
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

Now there's no need for piss taking

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)

I was just setting myself up for a pædo joke.

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)

Well I'm glad it's not just me.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)

I've got a Lu care-package for you still.
I'll get it in the post so you can have a lovely smelling christmas.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)

Get you, hob-nobbing with the stars
;)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

ELLO!
I was wondering where you were! Wish me luck, I'm going in a bit to win lots of monies.

I hope!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)

I am crossing all my fingers and toes!
I have been to the wilds of Hemel Hempstead this morning.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)

my condolences

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)

I went on a roundabout that went both ways.
BOTH WAYS!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

like a bi-sexual

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

GAH! you poor thing!
I'm off now ciao ciao!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

WIN THAT MONEY DG!
x
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)

I's pronounced
'emel 'empsted
( M o D, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)