Well now I feel a bit embarassed...
I would have let you drown. But only because I'm a coward.
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)

The world needs a balance, chum.
Chum, get it?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)

No :(

(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:59, archived)

You fail.
Horribly.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)

the pun is of the highest pedigree

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)

Personally, I think it's appawling.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:03, archived)

That's even wuffer.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:05, archived)

Don't get in a roe. We're all in the same school.
How will others look a prawn us?
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:06, archived)

Are you just going to flounder about with fish related puns now?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:08, archived)

A joke?
How are scandinavians like a shark? They're both finnish.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:16, archived)

haha, pfft. You're just trouting off anything that comes into your head now.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)

Better than whale-ing about nothing all day though.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:24, archived)

But at least, you still haddock go.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:47, archived)

Now you're dinghy it!
Boat of us, now.
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)

I see the angle that you're getting at.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:59, archived)

I know.
But only because I flounder on other pun topics.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)

You're eely getting to me now.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:01, archived)

Too silly. I'm sorry, gentlemen, but this has gotten too silly.
But we did have a halibut good time!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 2:14, archived)

We're doing dog puns, you wag.

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)

Dogs are hard, fish are easier.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)

You said it man.
High five! *smack*
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:26, archived)

How'd you get loose?
*Re-binds*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)

MMMMMMffff!
*struggle*
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)

I'm only guessing
But I think you're trawling for laughs.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)

Caught by the spider!
Help me!!!!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)

*Binds in arse-silk*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)