FIRST

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)

NEAR THE TOP! Give me a reason for leaving a previous job.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:47, archived)

Sacked for criminal activities.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

OBJECTION!

( WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

the POLICE cant know about that.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

OK,
just tell them you were asked to leave because of your racist behaviour.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)

I appreciate the thought, yet I'm going with Wicca.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

insider dealing and fucking the owners dog

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

dog children.
( WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

you were going travelling but plans fell through at last minute

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

Ohh Wicca, I fucking love you.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

Awww shucks

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

=] One day, I'm going to buy you a beer WITHOUT any rohypnol in it

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

I am truly truly honoured.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

You were traveling with Wicca
and your love came through at the last minute
( tfs bye, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

r love through
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Hitting a manager with a cow's tongue
100% true - I did it
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:49, archived)

One of the guys I live with was sacked today for throwing an iron bar into a customers face.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

And where do you live so I know never to visit?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

Manchester isn't completely packed with dick heads.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

Not since I moved down here anyway.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Pfft, he was fucking around in H&M because it was quiet and a customer walked into the fitting rooms at the last second.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)

Ahh fair enough :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

Yeah, he was originally launching it at his manager.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:57, archived)

was he doing a 'star wars' thing
that apparently people do
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

My mate Pyrah was fired from a fireplace shop
A customer asked:
'What can you show me for under two hundred pounds?'
Pyrah replied:
'The door'
( WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

pfft

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

classy friend.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

LIVE WITH, not friend.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:55, archived)

a classy boyfriend

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:56, archived)

The office appeared to be set in a side scrolling beat 'em up and you were fed up of being punched, and was confused as to why cooked chickens were found underneath bins.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:51, archived)

Old Folk's home or McDonalds?

( WormuIus, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

Winner

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

the 8-bit music being played constantly also upset me

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:54, archived)