hello background noiser, your post is very important to us
but unfortunately due to the blah blah blah blah blah blah
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

Background noiser?
I'm sorry I have a life you fat, pie munching, hamster cheeked internet fucktard.

Fuck off to red tube and loose some weight!
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

I like the hamster cheeked bit, but will need evidence

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

it's almost like he's angry

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

The hamster cheek or the other one?

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

i dont' know what one is what :(
the background noiser.
sniff him out with your hulkster sense
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

I think someone's having a paddy.

( Bats, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

Noit?

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

Oh you MASSIVE cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

lolol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

HOUSTON WE HAVE A WOBBLER.
HE'S PROBABLY FAT, REPEAT, PROBABLY FAT
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

oh lol
i go to get more beer and this is what i return to?
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

So you're an alcoholic too?
haha. This gets better. Can you reach your dick to go toilet? Or do you lean back and hope for the best?

What's your next reply? "I just went to get some chips and was so out of breath that I had to get a sit down. While I was sat down I thought 'I'll have some chips' So I did. With pie. And gravey. The gravey was thick, fatty and meaty. Like my calves. Then I come back to the board. Catch my fucking fat breath and this is what I read? Oh no.. I want a mars bar now."
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

good lord
are your fingers slipping on the keys, with the nervous sweat of getting angry at an anonymous person on the internet?

I suggest a nice cup of tea and a different website.
( moohalaa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

Did I mention you in my post?
Don't fucking censor me.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

You're in the wrong.
Why can't you just admit it and stop being so bitter?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

You're getting awfully worked up, on the internet, on a messageboard
to an anonymous user.

On the internet.
( moohalaa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

I'm clicking every one of your gravy-scented, tear stained posts on this matter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

dude,
chill
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

Don't worry. I'm pissing about.
Thought you'd have guessed that at the "we hate you too bit" but nevermind. Love and all that x

YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET ME! *runs away crying*
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

Yeah fuck off Az.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

...
What's your beef princess?
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

Oh lol I was just lolling with you, you just don't get me. lol.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

Whacky?

( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

Well done, well
This is great. I give this 9/10 for wobblemaking.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

The water in my toilet is cold
Deep too
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

Wouldn't you be better off on /off-topic with the other over-sensitive, inadequate sweaty gravy sweaters?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

i wasn't even trying to wind him up

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

We've had two casualties on here in the past 30 minutes.
I don't know whether to celebrate this or not.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

some people just take the internet too seriously

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

You lost this argument the second you posted.
You're just making things worse now you little spastic.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

is this turning you on?
:\
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

You appear to be having a spack-attack.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2954286503_3abcf5cba4.jpg?v=0
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

pffft
I've sent you some challenges on mario kart. Ignore one of them though, as I sent it before I'd actually beaten your time... mmmnnnnng.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

I'll have a look later

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

how did i even manage to upset this guy

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

AND NOW I BET YOU HE IS GOING TO USE CAPS LOCK
YOU STUPID SDTUPID IDIOT I HATE YOU I AM MACHY8INSG MY KEYBOARD WITH ,M,J FAT FINGHERS!
( moohalaa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

I dunno, you just told the little background noise spastic he was background noise and he turned his volume up.
What a stupid spastic he's turned out to be though.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

HEY!
That's not true! I'm always been all that!
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

*ALARMS SOUND*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)