okay, how much is it for a sniper?
www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a144299/allen-im-off-to-afghanistan.html

gotta be worth a few quid, if anything to stop her being so fucking annoying.

To think that her dad was funny and then released this terrible dribble of spunk from between his legs.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)

I like her
and I like her new song
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

I do too.
Her first album was like The Streets only not shit.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

Just nice pop

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

I like nice pop.
AND I'M NOT GAY.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

I have never had sex with a man, and I like Mcfly

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

I'm down with McFly.
Good tunes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

I saw a t-shirt and I want it, it reads
"Mcfly Are Actually Quite Good"
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

I like this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

here you go
www.shotdeadinthehead.com/products/info.php?products_id=211&wx=1280&wy=550
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

Will you two bummers get a room?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)

Only if you come too

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

Now you've put me in a right quandry
Go to the pub, drink beer and leer at women, or get sweaty with the two skinniest bumlords on the interwebs. I'm so confused.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

Wait, if I say that I like McFly, I'm wrong.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

I hate to ruin my reputation as the master of everything cool,
but I agree.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)

The Fear :-(
www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a141274/lily-allen-the-fear.html
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

At least she's doing *something*?

( Bats, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

i hate celebrities so much

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)

We hate you too.

( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

she's alright actually
GET OUT
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)

i am alright you know

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

get yur rat out

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)

hello background noiser, your post is very important to us
but unfortunately due to the blah blah blah blah blah blah
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)

Background noiser?
I'm sorry I have a life you fat, pie munching, hamster cheeked internet fucktard.

Fuck off to red tube and loose some weight!
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)

I like the hamster cheeked bit, but will need evidence

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

it's almost like he's angry

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

The hamster cheek or the other one?

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)

i dont' know what one is what :(
the background noiser.
sniff him out with your hulkster sense
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

I think someone's having a paddy.

( Bats, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

Noit?

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

Oh you MASSIVE cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:14, archived)

lolol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

HOUSTON WE HAVE A WOBBLER.
HE'S PROBABLY FAT, REPEAT, PROBABLY FAT
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)

oh lol
i go to get more beer and this is what i return to?
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

So you're an alcoholic too?
haha. This gets better. Can you reach your dick to go toilet? Or do you lean back and hope for the best?

What's your next reply? "I just went to get some chips and was so out of breath that I had to get a sit down. While I was sat down I thought 'I'll have some chips' So I did. With pie. And gravey. The gravey was thick, fatty and meaty. Like my calves. Then I come back to the board. Catch my fucking fat breath and this is what I read? Oh no.. I want a mars bar now."
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

good lord
are your fingers slipping on the keys, with the nervous sweat of getting angry at an anonymous person on the internet?

I suggest a nice cup of tea and a different website.
( moohalaa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)

Did I mention you in my post?
Don't fucking censor me.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

You're in the wrong.
Why can't you just admit it and stop being so bitter?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

You're getting awfully worked up, on the internet, on a messageboard
to an anonymous user.

On the internet.
( moohalaa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

I'm clicking every one of your gravy-scented, tear stained posts on this matter.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)

dude,
chill
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

Don't worry. I'm pissing about.
Thought you'd have guessed that at the "we hate you too bit" but nevermind. Love and all that x

YOU PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET ME! *runs away crying*
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

Yeah fuck off Az.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

...
What's your beef princess?
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

Oh lol I was just lolling with you, you just don't get me. lol.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)

Whacky?

( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)

Well done, well
This is great. I give this 9/10 for wobblemaking.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)

The water in my toilet is cold
Deep too
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

Wouldn't you be better off on /off-topic with the other over-sensitive, inadequate sweaty gravy sweaters?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)

i wasn't even trying to wind him up

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

We've had two casualties on here in the past 30 minutes.
I don't know whether to celebrate this or not.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

some people just take the internet too seriously

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)

You lost this argument the second you posted.
You're just making things worse now you little spastic.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

is this turning you on?
:\
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

You appear to be having a spack-attack.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)

farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2954286503_3abcf5cba4.jpg?v=0
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

pffft
I've sent you some challenges on mario kart. Ignore one of them though, as I sent it before I'd actually beaten your time... mmmnnnnng.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)

I'll have a look later

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)

how did i even manage to upset this guy

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)

AND NOW I BET YOU HE IS GOING TO USE CAPS LOCK
YOU STUPID SDTUPID IDIOT I HATE YOU I AM MACHY8INSG MY KEYBOARD WITH ,M,J FAT FINGHERS!
( moohalaa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

I dunno, you just told the little background noise spastic he was background noise and he turned his volume up.
What a stupid spastic he's turned out to be though.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)

HEY!
That's not true! I'm always been all that!
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)

*ALARMS SOUND*
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:18, archived)

I still can't decide if she's attractive.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

She's not ugly
just, well..normal
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)

Like that new Dr Who bird?
Or just in a kind of 'average' sense?
( Bats, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

Well, I think Michelle Ryan is pretty, and Lily Alan is hardly a swamp dog
Dunno, I believe the term is "Girl next door"
( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

I'd quite happily marry her

( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'd marry her.
Right up the anal.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)

I like her
WANT A FIGHT?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

all I do is fall on people
for max damage
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)

I'll stand above you on a slope
HA FOILED
(PsychoChomp, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

thats not a fight
thats romeo and juliet
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

Aw, diddums, did a little cunty delete thread :(

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

?
eh
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)

why do people do that
what was it about anyway?
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

His fingers typed out what his shit brain was thinking.
I imagine he re-read it and realised how much of a failure he is and deleted it to save face.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/5865838
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

thanks
i found it eventually, the pink in my stupid profile was what slowed me down
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

That's a fucking horrible profile.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

This ^

( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

it's better than yours

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)

If you read all the capital letters in my profile
there's a subliminal message
( Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)

changed his username to sorry, too
what is wrong with people
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

I dunno, talk's turned pretty gay recently.
Off topic seems to be one of the only places that can take a joke these days.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)

off topic is too sloooooow for me

( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)

NOT SLOW, SPECIAL.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)

i need validation
instantly though
( well, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)

I have no opinion on this matter
what happens now?
( Nile, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)

You must leave the internet

( Hankster, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

nothing really
I just cannot stand her.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

why?

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)

a reason for rational hatrid?
her songs being annoying for a start and I do not like them.

only got where she got thanks to her father.

dont like the cut of her gib.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)

having no reason is irrational, dummy.

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)

no u shut up

( moohalaa, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:08, archived)

Extra! Extra!
Celebrity in self-absorption shocker!
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)