Jam Master Geordie is a clitoris with a face
Whose under any other guise would be ridiculed as a boring repetetive troll. His incessant bleating under the pretence of not being like us just highlights his own social failings as he rises higher and higher up the b3ta stats pages like some sort of Martin O'Neill led Autism Villa.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)

Friz is a try-hard comedian whose material fails becuase he cares too much abotu what people think
It's almost pitiable to watch him clinging to the attention that the 'fat face' meme brings him, when in reality the whole point of saying he had a fat face was to make him fuck off, becuase his face really is quite odd.
He looks like a badly drawn Dr Who.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:24, archived)

rnuk's totally pointless new threads are a pleasure to behold along with those of the Teviot Moose
a man who posts as though being one of the bankers too crap to be hated makes me lovable.

No it makes you a crap banker.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:25, archived)

I can't work out whether this puts me in a good light or not.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:26, archived)

I didn't realise you were a banker.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)

Mongychops is Rathen's pet face-foetus
The two of them sit together in a filthy garret winding up noobs on hundreds of chatrooms whilst watching their lives drift by.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)

Hankster needs to realise that listing the tedious minutæ of his life doesn't make us fancy him or feel sorry for him
It just makes us glad that we aren't him and don't come home to a cardboard flat in the middle of the shittest part of the country to post about how shit everyone else on a shit messageboard is.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)

cr3 is a chinless self-important ponce
Who thinks that by having hair like Ronald McDonald's pubes people will think he's creative and doesn't care what people think when in fact if he genuinely didn't care, he wouldn't tell us all about how different and interesting his cocking life being a media cock is.
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:37, archived)

The rest of you fucking cripples don't deserve a fucking cocking word.

( WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:38, archived)

Whilst I agree with 90% of what you said.
I would die to defend your right to say it.

Piss funny.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)

haha

( Hankster, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:20, archived)

EPIC . KEEP GOING!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:35, archived)

Awww I wanted you to cuss me :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:56, archived)