Shakespeare's wife.
Looking good considering.
( Zuowan, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)

She looks like someone has stapled some lips to a mouse

( WormuIus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)

I thought that said moose
my reply was going to be really funny
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)

i had read it as moose as well
Why would anybody staple lips to a mouse ?
People staple lips to a moose all the time.
( turb0t, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:48, archived)

Especially if those people
are Anne Hathaways make up artists.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)

She has a lovely house.
I've been there. It's LOVELY.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)

So have I.
The ticket guy was a Brummie.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)