oive got a baaamb

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

Thats more Somerset

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

No.
That's a comboin aaaaaaaarrrvester.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

Oi cant read and oi cant write but oi can drive my trattor

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

If the Wurzels covered Genesis
you should rewrite the songs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

go down pub, drink 10 pints, get completly plasterd
go back home shag the kids, oim a dirty farmer bastard
( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

I was camping in Cornwall years ago
The field next door was essentially a shit tip. Two boys were arguing in the morning "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad, he won' let me droive the trakdur"
"Gerrout the fuggin' cab, you li'l basturd and let yer brother in"
"Fuck off Daaaaaad"
"OW!!"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

I grew up in Cornwall. I think I know these people.

( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

That was at Tintagel
Lovely spot
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

I had every one of my summers there for about 5 years :)
You've just made me get all reminiscent.

There used to be a pub in a cliff face called 'The Port Issac' I think just down the round from Boscastle, did the best scampi ever and had a Table that you could play Space Invaders on :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

Table top games were ace
If you're lucky you can click an electric lighter near the coin slot and get free games
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

I wish I had an electric lighter at the age of 7 :)
I think games were 20p. Also they had Commando. My dad would just put a fist full of change down and tons of Scampi Fries whilst he and my mum got pissed as me and my brothers punched each other got dibs on first go :)

Ah man I want to go back there :( I know it won't be the same but would be cool if it was :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

Being Cornwall
it's probably exactly the same :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

hahaha, i'll be camping all next week judging by one lads catch report
fuck all
( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

Well, you have a nice demi tent

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

What will you be camping in?
*waits for it*
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

an aqua m3

( mongychops, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)

god that's hilarious. so fucking accurate of everyone in the fricking countryside.

( sleepybinky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

*does the NEW HAT dance*

( sleepybinky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

is it a SMASHING hat?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

IT IS.
it is a black trilby. i feel ... poncey.
( sleepybinky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

pouncey?

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

Devon Liberation Army?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

Gerrof my land
Or i'll wage a campaign of kidnappings and sheep beheadings
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

Oi'll piss in yorrr Zoider.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

It moit make it go a bit clearer.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

"Ohh we'd 'av been all over dat in de old days".

(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

Taunton?
Bristol?
( WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

stol zzil
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

What the fuck is Brizzil?

( WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

well?

( WormuIus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

I used to live in Brizzle.
Snede Park to be precise.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)