The slut had it coming

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

She was gagging for it.
She wanted him to do it.
( WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

I heard she was born NAKED
If that's not tempting her father what is ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

We should sign her up for /QOTW
Put most of the other incestral* reprobates to shame

*incestral may not actually be a word
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Except hers would be *true*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

How do you know
She might get on there and do a post about how she was raised by wolves but one of them used to lick her out untill she found a small stick and stabbed it's eye out.

She then escaped from the pack by getting off with an eagle who flew her away to his nest in Narnia.

That would fit in ok on QOTW.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

go and post it

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

I believed you
right up until Narnia. All the eagles live in Mordor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

No dude
the eagles were good they only went to Mordor to save Frodo and Sam.

Save them from their homosexual lust
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

Nasty hobbitses
right up the shitter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

One ring to rule them all
etc
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

You could create a hell of a niche-porn cluster-fuck
"seven rings for the dwarven kings"

etc.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

That's a winning story.
She could claim, though, that the whole experience was so traumatic that she had to pretend her Dad was a wolf so she could escpe from the horror of it all, at least mentally.

Because a mental problem is key, sometimes!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)