Quantum Physics
All of it please
( Hankster, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

Teeny tiny things don't work like normal size things and sometimes they work backwards.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)

So Leprechauns then?

(empty_personality, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

They'd be a perfect example.
You tell them to wrap a ribbon around the tree that treasure is under, and then, while you're not looking, they tie ribbons around every tree that could potentially have treasure underneath. Until you dig up the entire forest the location of the treasure remains indeterminate.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

Or you could just
eat a bowl of Lucky Charms instead!
(empty_personality, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

Heisenberg is driving down the road and a policeman pulls him over and says "do you know how fast you were going?"
and Heisenberg says, "no, but I know exactly where I was"
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

*hearty guffaws*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

lol
I dun a poo
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

I had the most bizarre conversation about Physics with a pissed up elderly man from Bristol once.
"Huurrghh.. relativity yer? The fashter you gew.. the less time effects you.. roight?".
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

That's about the size of it

( Hankster, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

quarks, eh eh eehh
leptons, doo doo doo
( spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)