Morning you
Womb turmoil? My sympathies.

*passes the evening primrose*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)

Haha
Nothing wrong with the old uterus (currently), it's the personality that's being defective!

*ROAAAAR*
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)

Do you know what really helps?
Doing the washing and ironing.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)

And blowjobs
Definitely.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)

I thought
you'd never offer.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)

Well the ham, egg and cheese
muffin I just had didn't have anywhere near enough protein in it for me.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)

but don't go near the cows
the womb demons will turn the milk sour
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)

I wondered
why the weetabix tasted funny :S
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)

weetabix tastes funny
because it is made out of dandruff and pubes
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)

*gags*


*swallows*

Sorry? You were saying? Oh the weetabix, aye, whatever.
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

The first two lines
bring back such happy memories.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)

the smell of incense
the sound of the choir practising
the rough wool of father o'flaherty's cassock
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:44, archived)

Father?
Is that you?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)

My flat's
immaculate! theflatmate's unemployed and playing house husband :D
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)

*prods repeatedly*
*puts on body armour*

/ac
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)

God you're all so touchy feely
I just tell her to go shove a mooncup up her sausage-wallet and stop whinging about a bit of a tummy ache.

Ning you right shower of cunts.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)

I don't have a 'tummy ache'
I HAVE THE RAGE
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)

Awwww bless.
*pats on head*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

*seethes gently*

I don't care anyway, I have Jake Thackray's dulcet tones in my ears :D Yay for 07:30 Amazon deliveries!
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)

Creepy Carrie!
Creepy Carrie...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

sissy spacek's naughty pillows
gmtfh
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)

Her ginger eyelashes
leave me flaccid, though.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)

there was a ginger goth on the train this morning
there's nothing more attractive in all of christendom than cheap blue-black hair dye, albino eyelashes and freckles
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)

/wilts
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)

Indeed.
The blood gushing from between her legs, never fails to ruin the mood, however.

[edit: dirty pillows
/pedant]
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)

quite right
*googles for dirty pillows*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)

Pervert.
*makes sign of The Cross*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:01, archived)