CHILI
chilichilichilichili. Nomnomnomnomnom.

I win Dinner.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

OH MAN I might make a chilli now
TOP IDEA CAPTAIN
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

Has it two Ls? I can never remember.
Want to know the best bit?

I don't even have to make it. The wife is. Where do I go for my honorary testicles?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

I have no idea
I know it starts with a 'CH' and has some 'L's in it, but past that I just stab fingers at the keyboard in the hope of making some sense.

Testicles are shat out by the doctor's dog
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

Cheeeeeeeleeee.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

Racist

( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

Only in the good way.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

I had chilli on Tuesday
so I beat you.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

Who made it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

It was my first home made chilli
not spicy enough for my tastes though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Well I'm not making mine.
I get to sit on my arse flicking through a book while it's being made.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

*expects mykey to strikethrough this to suggest you're performing a sex act on yourself*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Well it IS chilli I'll be waiting for
I'm only human.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Just don't do it afterwards.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

In our house we use cutlery.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)

through a book


Im sorry but i cannot help myself:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

I'm having chili
but I made it yesterday, with steak, and let it cook for a couple of hours, and it's going back in the oven for another couple of hours when I get home.

CHILIWIN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

HARRUMPH.
I cannot beat this. It is normal mince because my tight-arse wife won't let me have steak mince.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

Still
at least he has a tight arse. Presumably all the better for you to peg?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

I have next to no interest in men's bottoms.
yes
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

I hear this is a PERFECT excuse to dump him and go out with slightly chubby people who go by the name of 'gonz' on the internet.
I'm sure I've heard that's a good thing to do, somewhere.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Thing is, Gonz, I waited for him for 6 years.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

I do hope you were waiting for some exciting reason....
... like you two were childhood sweet hearts, and just before he went off to join the war, he said to you "Sweetcheeks, you're a great gal, a guy like me would be lucky to haves a gals like you on my arm. Wait for me, my darling, I shall be back in a year."

But then he got shot down over enemy territory, and has.... [basicly, story from the film Big Fish].
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)