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Hello Sir.
I am an internet lawyer and am willing to represent you online for my special discounted fee (only available to those special people who wish to sue /talk as a corporately responsible body) of just one gazillion pounds.

Best,

TFD
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)
you're willing to go up against leonard "j." crabs?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)
I've got the balls.

(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

the

Does az know, or do you hide them.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)
What do you think attracted him to her in the first place?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)
i've just phoned leonard now to tell him we're being sued and he was so excited that he put his left shoe on his right foot and vice versa!

(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
now he's furously tip tapping away on his typewriter (it doesn't have an 'a' so expect a letter from leonrd "j." crbs) even though i haven't told him the details of the case yet
i think he's just so happy to have work again
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:53, archived)
Dear Internet Lawyer TFD.
I am a member of the Internet Lawyer AntiTrust Commision.

I am here to inform you that your Internet Lawyer Lisanceing has been WITHDRAWN. This is due to the fact that you are an OMGirl, and as such, have default wins against all other non-girls.

As such, should you wish to regain your Internet Lawyer Quilifications, you may *looks up on list* "Hold Gonz's Hand, Watch Hollyoaks and Eat Chinese Food With Him".

Kind Regards,

Internet Lawyer AntiTrust Commishion From The Internet (The Offical One).
(, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)