TFD SAID MY GIRLFRIEND IS "REALLY BEAUTIFUL" SO THERE

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

I think TFD is trying to flatter her way into your pants.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

IS TFD AS "REALLY BEAUTIFUL" AS MY GIRLFRIEND?
DOES SHE LIKE BRIEF AND UNSATISFYING SEX AS MUCH AS MY GIRLFRIEND? IF SO THEN MAYBE SHE HAS A CHANCE.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

lol they're both munters
rofl
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

THAT IS A LIE.
TFD HERSELF SAID THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS, AND I QUOTE, "REALLY BEAUTIFUL".
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:07, archived)

She's got Egg Disease though.
Her opinion cannot count.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

WHY WOULD SHE LIE?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

To get into your pants.
I said it just up there, look. Women do it all the time.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

not to me they bloody don't.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

One is doing it right now,
and you're too blinded by equine love to realise.

You poor, beautiful fool.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

i have met the woman of my dreams.
she doesn't mind in any way that i am a complete spazz.
basically.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:02, archived)

so i am blinded to anyone wanting to get into my pants.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

She's lovely
for someone clearly lacking a horse head.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

i might get her a horse head mask for her birthday.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

For her to wear,
or you?
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

You crazy romantic fool

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

She'll be champing at the bit.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

I'd give her
a quick ride round the paddock.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

Then she'd start
shitting HORSE EGGS and I'd get all disgusted and scared.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

i'm actually getting her a basket for the front of her bike
and tickets to a take that concert.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

i am glad that i have gotten away with this.
i will probably have to go to the take that concert too :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

I'd probably oblige her with a thump up the eggy knickers
but you'll have to post nudey pics before I can give any kind of definite answer about htis matter
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

ok
photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2265/16/0/561561809/n561561809_2087133_4517.jpg
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

you make me fucking sick you do

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

you might recognise that other as The Doveston.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

Where did his cunt glasses and cunt pipe go?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

i also have cunt glasses and a cunt pipe i'll have you know.
and we only smoke the pipes when together, it's totally not pretentious and that.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:00, archived)

I've never smoked a pipe, so could be missing out on something great.
Saying that though, I've never eaten a poo but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:06, archived)

I bet you smoke each other's pipes aaaaaaaaall the time.
OoohHH YEAH.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

we also have sex sometimes.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:08, archived)

NO WAI!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 6 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

no,
but we did go on an exotic holiday together once. trufax.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:11, archived)