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That Gilgamesh, he's ace.

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
He's like the Anti-Gonz

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
You mean he has a flatmate who hasn't been with your wife?

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
I'll give you 2/10 for this
Which is one more than i gave your mum
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
At least you gave her one.

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
I'll give your misses 4/10 inches
Which is more than I gave your mum
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
four tenths of an inch?
that'll make her eyes water
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
You're not meant to stick it in her eye

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
She's not used to something so big.
Still, it'll be like chucking a hotdog down a hallway.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
Yes

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Better than you anyway

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
*giggles*
Smile!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
Meh.

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
I like Gigglymess too
and I like Gonz. I'm not a hater
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
Hating can be fun, if properly applied.

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
except of...
GEEEEEEESE
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
I love you all
ALL OF YOU
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
They both seem nice
although Gilgamesh and I haven't really spoken.

edit: Fine. Gilgamesh seems like the sort of cunt who likes to stick his little finger up young girls' urethras and lick their tears off their cheeks.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
haha, what?
I'm nice ???

I think you must have me confused with another Gilgamesh. I'm an utter cunt.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
^PANIC

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
For goodness' sake.

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
Gilgamesh raped my downs sister, she got pregnant, then he raped their mutant child :(

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
Getting Gilgamesh confused with Sexface there
Schoolboy error.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
no, he's getting his sister confused with my sister

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
Gilgamesh never has a bad word to say about anyone
He volunteers at the local wounded kittens centre, making tiny little splints for their tiny broken little legs.

Bless him.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
it's only fair, I'm the one breaking their legs most of the week

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
It's fixed. No nice aspersions are being cast.

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
GET ANGRY GILGY ! GET REALLY ANGRY !

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
you're not getting out of it that easily fat man
I still hate everyone
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
Manc bastard!

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
I'm totally going to rape him.

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
right, I've got a screenshot of that, you can't change your mind now

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
Haha.

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
He'll fight you off you know
Hates women does gilgamesh.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:15, archived)