Me. It'd be death by TOO MUCH SEXY

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

Yours, or someone elses?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

Mine, my own, all mine God damn it.
HELL YEAH.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

You ain't all that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

she fucking is

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:53, archived)

I've let her sit on my knee.
That's the sexiest she's ever going to get.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

"We tried our best.
We managed to pump out a couple of pints worth from her stomach but in the end, it was too much."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

Have you ever seen someone feed a bird to make Fois Gras?
It'll be a bit like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

SEXICIDE

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51, archived)