COCK TUESDAY
HERMIONE
WOOP WOOP WOOP

YOU CANNOT WIN.
ADMIT DEFEAT!
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like "I love you"

( SuperMatt, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

*checks watch*
Strange, doesn't show that it's shit o'clock
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

HaHa!
classic stuff.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Did I lose 4 days?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

There's only one loser in this thread. The one at the top.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Maths aint your strong point then?

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

I think he's gone to ASDA.
This'd be very harsh.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

Since there is no way to test my theory
I CLAIM THE VICTORY.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

I think the big man SF will have a rebuttal to such claims, mind.
We'll have to wait and see.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

JMG, we both know
Nothing - Nothing can stand up to Cock Tuesday.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

It's a fine case in point.
But SexFace should at least be allowed to make a counter argument.
Or at least blame JMG for something.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

I await your judgement

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:02, archived)

I appreciate the effort SexFace is going to to try and knock me from my perch
I really do.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:01, archived)

*gets you in a headlock*
*charges people £5 to have a shit in your ear*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:56, archived)

*pays £15*

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:58, archived)

Dude
It's totally £20 to shit loose stools full of AIDSy blood man.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

Can I wank?

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:03, archived)

I wish no harm on you or your people.....
But seriously, go play on a busy road.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:00, archived)