I really, really
dislike Madonna

In other news, i've been bitten by lots of bitey insecty things

Anyone got any home rememedies?
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)

My mam bathes in Tea Tree oil.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

Your Mother.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

My mammy.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

I'd walk a million miles...
For one of your smiles...
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

my Foooooooooooooozie!
/Muppet Show
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

Yyyyyyeas!
this.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

Ummmm. OK then. Carry on.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

You're quite young
aren't you?

I'm an older bloke with older pop culture references.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

I'm the ripe old age of 21.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

Mmm
ripe.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

Like a fine cheese. :)

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)

*jazz hands*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

*jazz mags*

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)

*jizz mugs*

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

*jism on your jugs*

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)

milk jugs?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)

Mmmm
Lactating.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)

well I would be
if the gannet wasn't blowing raspberries on me and giggling instead of feeding
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)

I'm coming inside
like a warm kitten
(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)

carry on walking?
Was that the one Charles Hawtrey declined?
(barzo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

Staying indoors

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)

I've been indoors!
It didn't work
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

go deep in, like all the way into the cellar

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)

And then lie under a protective waterproof plastic sheet.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

don't go into the cellar!
/Rentaghost
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)

lo you
:)
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

hey sweetie
how are you with a knife? will you cut my tonsils out before I start crying like a girl? and also cut my head off cos it's hurting lots and I may have to run away from my PC and go to bed, which I don't want to do yet
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

aww poor pettle
can't take a knife to you, that would upset me, but I can play you some calming tunes if you like
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

noise hurts too
I tried quiet music but it wasn't nice
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

moves round back
massages with lavender oil and strong fingers
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

I think I'll get Mr V to do that
when he's put the girls to bed. my back's aching too from the Make Poverty History stuff even though I didn't go on the actual march
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

Pettle?
Petal?
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

not entirely

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

Mostly?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

intermittently

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)

Not frequently?

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

non contemporanious
c
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)

I see.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

nooooo!
*has claypolaphobia*
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)

I heard he died recently
which confused me, as I thought he was already dead and died in the 14th century.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)

I heard he died of bad aids.

( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

that he did
a friend of Kenny Everett if I remember right
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)

you heard
that he did
a friend of Kenny Everett if I remember right

no wonder he had bad aids
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)

curse you :P
I looked at that as it was posting and thought I should maybe have stirred in a bit of punctuation
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)

why???
I liked him, though I found Little Timmy a bit sinister
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)

That little Timothy
he used to talk to on the stick?

Scary shit.
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)

aye

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)

Then dig a hole and get in it.
Then dig some more.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)

Rub lemon juice on them

( magnum, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)

On the insects?

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)

Rub lemon juice in your eye

(glenbo, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

burn down switzerland

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

this

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)

lavender oil

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)

a hot cup of tea/coffee
pressed onto the bite will alleviate the symptoms

/midge (ure) blog
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)