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Gleaned from BBC R4 comedy....
So.. I'm on a plane and this woman says, i dont know how this thing doesnt just fall to the ground, and I slowly realised she really doesn't actually know anything about different air speeds applying upward pressure etc, so I wonder... does she think they just try random shapes and see what flies? PREPARE THE CUBE-PLANE FOR ITS TEST FLIGHT... or does she think it's God... He lifteth up the Planes and Carry'th them Forth, and when they need to land does the pilot just believe... a little less?

Do you believe in anything and have absolutely no idea how it works?

One for the laydees here...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
I heard that the other day and it made me giggle
However, why is that a question for the ladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
Hey I'm just ad-libbing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
Well, don't

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
*offers cake*

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
*steals*
*runs away giggling*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
*sniggers*
cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
Cheesecake is ftw

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
Also, I don't really understand electricity and how we get it
But that's probably because I know nothing about physics,and have never tried to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
I think what this world needs is more people admitting when they dont understand something
And not being shamed for it
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
And more hookers with guns.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
I tried physics
but electricity is still GODSWILL
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
I believe in Sammi
And i dont know that she works
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
She doesn't.
She's dole/
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
Bit of a twat, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
looks around..
who?
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
Steady
No need for that
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
I'm oppressed
*wails*
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
PC, car, offside rule
actually I understand the offside rule. Maybe I'm not a real girl?!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
There's a quick test for this.
Do you have a minge?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
*checks*
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
And do you behave irrationally in most every day situations when a cool head and balanced mind are called for?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
no
I don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
Then you are not a woman:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
I don't understand hammers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
I understand almost nothing and I'm very happy this way.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
You'd be fucked
if you didn't use things you didn't know how they worked.

I'm pretty sure you don't know how each of your organs work, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
lol organ

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
I press the keys and music pours out.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
I don't understand the interwebs

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
No-one does

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
I'm sure nectar will solve the oil crisis.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
Im completely clueless about network technologies
but I try to understand as much as possible about anything, because the only stupidity is enforced, deliberate ignorance. There's simply no excuse for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
I think people on here know network technologies.
I know a bit, is there anything you'd like to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
I understand theres wires and cables and routers and switches and servers
but I don't really understand how software connects with hardware.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
Bumble Bees.
Fat stingy bastards with tiny wings? They shouldn't work at all
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
Dragonflies get me
Fucking alien hover drones of doom. I mean have you seen 'em? ZIIIIING! BZZZZT! EAT!
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:00, archived)