This

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Christ, what a lazy pair yous are.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

It's Saturday night and I'm on the internet
Go figure.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

BOOZE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Fuck off
Why do you want me drunken? :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Because i want you to FAIL
*cackles*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

I can't believe nobody did this...
to FAIL
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I considered it, but I couldn't stomach that mental image.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

It's a good job Aberdeen was built on granite...

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

It's saturday night.
I've had a bottle of wine and now a moscow mule.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Yes, but I am not drinking
I have given up until at least 2 weeks time.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I am drinking
and eating cashew nuts
( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Awesome
I had banana chips but I ate them all.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

I am also drinking and eating Neal's Yard Japanese rice cracker things.
Note: Product of China
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

pfft

( jenpots, Sat 9 May 2009, 22:11, archived)