What style of haircut did you get?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I woke up on Saturday morning with bunches.
I quite liked them.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

bunches is totally the name of your pet monkey
pervo
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

My teddy when younger was a luminous gorilla called Boris. I would pick his leather nose really fast when I was anxious

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

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( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Hush your lips guffbeak, you used to bite people you thunderous spastic :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)

I thought that was just your mum's way of showing affection

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

Your mum shows affection my pecking you on the head
with her massive bill because she's a deranged pelican.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Your mum shows you she loves you by
taking chunks of flesh out of any girls who may be interested in you.

It's just something mothers do
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

this is actually true

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Aww, *ruffles hair*

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

The same. Long layers, keeping as much length as possible, Veronica Lake front fringy bit.
The front fringy bit's a tad too short, but it'll grow in.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

:D
I managed to style my hair last night, we have a low beam (~6'2") between my bedroom and the upstairs bathroom. At some point in the night I think I may have smacked my head on it hard enough to cut myself. I woke up this morning and there was blood spots on my rug and I had a nice big gash in my hair.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Good work!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yes I was rather impressed.
I hit my head on that beam far too regularly in the morning just after I wake up. This was only time I can recall doing it at night though, maybe it was just the first time I've hit it hard enough to cut myself :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)