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I've swum with sharks, will they do instead of whales?

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
Depends
if it was a couple of manky dogfish, no, if it were bronze whalers, fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
I don't know what they were
they were about 1.5 metres long and close to the shore of Santa Cruz Island, Galapagos.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
Dude
those were marine iguanas.

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
Those buggers are everywhere.
they snort out little puffs of salt water from time to time and huddle together like mini dragons.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
You lucky person
I'd rather swim with sharks than boring non-bitey things.

Sharks are beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
They are
I have done it too, though only gay nurse sharks and in a tank, not in the wild.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
I watched a programme a while back
and I vaguelly remember it having a woman in it testing a chainmail suit by basically taking bits of chum in with her, and confusing the shark with it to get it to bite her arm. She was sore from all the yanking, but essentially fine.

Seriously jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
I wouldnt want a shark to bite me
fuck that.

Fuck that up its scaley cloaca.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
She was fine, though.
I reckon I'd be alright. Sore but happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
Not sure about beautiful
but it was amazing to have them swim around us.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
They're beautiful to me.
I like the whole 'perfect for purpose' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:48, archived)