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I actually think Peter Andre is a nice bloke. She's a ball busting, spoilt nightmare, with issues.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
I can picture her now
forcing Peter to shag her so she can hatch more MONSTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
if it wasn't for him I'd have to sing something equally shit when I'm scared whilst climbing
"WHOA MYSTERIOUS GOAT, I WANT TO GET CLOSE TO YOU"
these are my lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
I always sing that stupid Boney M song from Touching the Void.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
haha
I've found myself singing c'est la vie up a particularly blank slab above pretty dreadful pro.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
Urgh - I just reminded myself of that feeling when you start a move and your foot doesn't quite go where it was supposed to and for a moment you think you might not make it :(((

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
at that point my mind starts spitting out this mantra:
"DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL DROP HEEL"

usually followed by this mantra:
"WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD WEIGHT FORWARD"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
this is 95% the time followed by:
"THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
stairs must be a fucking nightmare for you two...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
nah, we're talking blank slabs Dongle Kums
try climbing something which is literally an incredibly steep ramp with a slight undulation occasionally placed.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
If it were me
I would sit on a skateboard attached to a long bit of rope, tie the rope to you and then wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Wheelchair Ramp at the library then.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
pretty much yeah :(

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
*tickles*
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
*ARMFLAIL*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
Welcome to my life :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
He ws lovely, if a little mad, on cribs.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
indeed. He seems like a quite funny and genuine guy,
She always busts his balls on the Jordan & Peter programme for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
I've never seen it. Poor Peter Andre.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
I never thought I'd be agreeing with that...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
You should always agree with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
yes ma'am!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:03, archived)