It's a steady job
and they don't have any dirt on me at the moment.
I'm going for a bit of a change in life outlook.

edit: I also think there are far too many arseholes in the cops, and I'd like to think I could make a small change to that.
Cue much abuse and pisstaking.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

i look forward to the footage of you taking off you badges before you beat the shit out of someone.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:28, archived)

I would prefer to avoid anyone getting beaten shitless
it's something I'd look to bring to the job.
Perhaps a few minor concussions, though...
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:30, archived)

Plus you hate blacks.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

Now that's just unfair
I hate any cunt who's a cunt, regardless of race, creed or colour.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

and thats why you shouldnt join up
you think you wont see your fair share of cunts in that job?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

I'll see them
and send them to jail.
Job done.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:34, archived)

even the innocent ones?
being a cunt doesnt automatically mean someone is guilty

or will you be one of those wanker coppers than insists on being called sir?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Fuck no
I'll insist on proper evidence and due process.
And you can call me what you like - 10 years of retail work have left me with a rather thick skin, and a general disinclination to take offence at personal remarks.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

will you fuck
"i'll send the cunts to jail" *thinks* "even if i have to make up some bollocks to do it"
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

That's precisely the sort of crap I'd be avoiding
I want the guilty banged up, and the innocent free to get on with it.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

so young
so naive
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

heheh

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

apart from the whites.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

They're the worst of the lot
shifty bastards, all of 'em
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

he's bound to breeze through any entry process then

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

"Good grief, Look at his eyes! He's clearly a rapist! Guilty! Next case"
"erm, your honour, that's PC Wynoh, he's a witness for the prosecution."
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:31, archived)

hahahah!
good work there
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

good luck with that..
you will be stealing from the evidence locker within weeks..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:32, archived)

It's not stealing
it's removing for evaluation purposes
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:33, archived)

does this mean we can come to you for all our
gear?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

Keep it quiet
and don't tell the sarge.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:46, archived)