Walked in on my parents enough times.
Hey, they still love each other. Hurrah for that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

How many times is enough?

( thealternativefact, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

They're prolific.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

yeah but when it's all strapons and scat
it really is a little too much
(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

I found out my dad trawls dating sites for old japanese women.
So, yeah, not much love there...
( B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

You don't love your dad because he fancies Japaneses?
You fucking racist.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

He can love who he wants
But he's a hypocrites. He considers japanese people, black people, asian people, etc. etc. to be subhuman animals.

Yet all his porn is interracial.
( B.T., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

So in his eyes it's beastiality?
This gets better!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:01, archived)

Not that I think this at all
but I don't think vibrators are people. Maybe that's how he looks at it. They're purely objects.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:05, archived)

More than once
is just voyeurism surely
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:45, archived)

Yeah, I chose for them to have sex in the living room right by the front door.
I enforced it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

That's just a bit strange
Unless you can't afford a draught excluder, in which case it's quite sensible.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

I've had sex in my living room tonnes of times.
I'm not overly bothered by them, to be honest, and it was a long time ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

They were doing it by the front door while you did it in the living room?
Now that really is a bit strange.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I have my own living room in an entirely different building now.
I'm 24, I don't live with my bloody parents.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

I think you're in danger
of taking my replies too seriously. I was simply trying to make humorous comments about your parents humping. I wasn't trying to annoy you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:00, archived)

so was I....

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:02, archived)

When you say "several times"
Do you mean "several times in the space of one minute" ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:46, archived)

In the space of one girldom.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

You think they'd have the decency to do it in their own bed by now.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:47, archived)

You would.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

"Ohhh mum, *sad face*, I'm supposed to eat of that !"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:49, archived)