Blimey, I just read an e-mail that b3ta sent me. They got an e-mail from.. somebody, complaining about my posts :(

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

haha
who? and why?
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Were they complaining about you being a cunt ?
No one has ever complained about me.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

eh?
You're like one of the most unoffensive people here...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

It's not actually a b3ta member, but it took me by surprise anyways.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

In that case they can fuck off. Free country and that. Tell me what you said and I'll say it too and mean it 2x more.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Does this mean I'm part of a clique?

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Bwaaaaaahahaha
even I haven't had one of those. You must be soul-vapourisingly dire at being online.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

It's gilgamesh's fault, the wanker.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

But you just whinge a bit
hardly worth a complaint.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

HA HA
Surely not? Some kind of aggrieved psychic, angry at your charlatan ways?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

Oh fuck, no, but I should probably stop saying libel things about psychics and how they're all fake

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

But dude
that's not libel, it's SCIENCE
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

INTERNET LAWYER MAN TO THE RESCUE
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM HERE?
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Man bites dog

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

CRUEL TREATMENT OF AN ANIMAL
STRING HIM UP I SAY.
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

bark!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

TO THE LAWMOBILE

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

Are you Marcus's dad?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

It's only libelous if it's not true.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

You should see my work contract.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

Oh god, I bet mine is similar.
I'm on the boundaries of it telling you what I do for a living, never mind for which company or where. Touchy buggers.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

Does it say
"You have to beleive in shit, even if it's shit and obviously shit, and only desperate, socially malnourished fuckwits could possibly disagree with it being shit" ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

No, but it says that I'm not to discuss my work, employment or *anything* related to *anything* psychic with *anybody* that isn't already working for the company.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

100% epic fail

( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:24, archived)

It's like "OMG WE KNOW WE PEDDLE LIES TO VULNERABLE BORDERLINE MENTALS
SO YOU'D BETTER NOT REVEAL OUR DISPICABLE PROFITEERING TO ANY CUNT, RIGHT !"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Fucking hell, how come you got one, and I haven't?
Something is wrong.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

It was from september last year. And you probably don't have an old employer who googles his own name, the wanker.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

What's his name
I want to google it.
( WormuIus, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Ohhh, I remember you telling me about that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

Easy fix.
A bit of google bombing should see the first hit point to goatse.

That'll learn him.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

Nahh, it was a while ago. I don't really care about him any more. He's still a pretentious wanker, I was talking to some of his
current employees y'day in fact, they all hate him too. I'm over it though.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:25, archived)

Best way.
Ex employers aren't worth the effort really.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:27, archived)

I'll complain about you if you like.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

She gets dribbly, crosseyed and dribbles on herself LOTS after a few beers
I think she said something nice to me but it sounded like an insult, I couldn't tell.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

I need your head.
You work around Soho and what have you? I'm looking for somewhere to take the missus for some scran before a show at the end of the month. I'm stopping at a hotel near the British Museum, Great Russell Street, which I suppose is near enough. I want to spend about a ton, other than loads of chip shops, can you think of a decent gaff to feed at?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:26, archived)

Well I can see their point.
With posts like this: www.b3ta.com/talk/6144493
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:20, archived)

You're right, I am pretty abusive, even when I don't remember writing my posts.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 12 May 2009, 17:22, archived)