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I reckon kids should eat proper breakfasts,
not this cereal/sugar hybrid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
Yeah. Bloody cereals.
It was far better before we domesticated grains and lived off berries and roots and raw rodents.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
what the fuck are you talking about?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
Agriculture. Pastoral farming. Luxury. It was far better when we were hunter gatherers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
oh right.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
My mum used to feed me gravel. and that's if I was LUCKY!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
I used to eat dried weetabix
because I wanted to be like woody woodpecker.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
The crumbs would fall down your jimjams, intro your gusset and it would chafe your front bum, but you didn't tell anyone because it felt dirty good.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
That's the first time I've heard the Wrong Horn sounding on here for ages.
I miss goatworrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
*doffs cap*
Someone had to go there, and I'll be damned if it wasn't me!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
Errrrrrrrr.
I was about 3.

I did used to cheat at dominoes by hiding them in my nappy though. Not sure quite how that works but I was 3.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
So you grasped basic counting before the art of not shitting in your own trousers.
This is an interesting revelation about human evolution.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
i was fed Roughage K as a boy
never did me any harm *jaw locks*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
i think this too
but i suspect the reason i think this is that i was never allowed sugary breakfast cereals. even shreddies had too much sugar, apparently

looking back on this, i realise quite how important it is to keep unnecessary sugar away from rugrats. i could eat three shredded wheat at age 8 though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 May 2009, 18:28, archived)