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Are the NHS making you do homework?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
Oh JMG, you rotter.
Was there much dismay at your football team's slightly fortuitous win last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
I think Bogus Official went off a little too early once I returned and posted on here.
But asides that, there was minimal wobbling.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
I like Bogus, he's a fine handsome upstanding chap not generally prone to internet seriousness..
..I'm rather baffled that he's still annoyed by the JMG Internet Show after all this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
I can't speak for him, but I'm quite sure the key word would be "autism".
Anywhere up to three times.

I'd also like to point out that I, JMG. Repeats himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
You're not autistic until Mykey gazzes someone to say that you are.
Then it's Internet Truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
Or until one of the dried up old spite-chimneys on QOTW chants it five times in a row.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
the pair of you are insist so much about yourselves that you make attenion seekers look vacant
you take a forum where nobody really would like to know who you are in the real world and push your opinions and self value on the rest of the users, it achieves nothing for the forum, is there no other way you can gain a sense of self praise without using this forum to pretend that you have in some way upset people or made them like you without taking over a forum that is directed towards humorous posts?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
Alright.
Have another crack at that opening line.
That's as far as I've got.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
you! insist! on! your! self!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
Pardon?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
what's your fucking problem now?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:11, archived)
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
It's all one sentence mongy
that's how I used to write when I was in school.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
i dont use commas and shit here. never have

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
brain spunk

(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
i wish baz would come back

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
ha!
he still visits my corner of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
Bogus is a great chap.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
JMG did you see me win and internet argument?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
*Official Handshakes and ceremony requiring top hats and gowns*
*Wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
*does victory dance*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 12 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
*Guest speakers speech*
*Threats made to the overweight community*

*SEXY PARTY!*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 12 May 2009, 22:08, archived)