I'm moving back in with my mum soon.
I'm dreading it.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

I had lots of fun with her.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Did she let you help with the Times crossword?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

I just can't keep up with all the crazy new euphemisms for sodomy any more.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

Careful, you'll find yourself losing your hair
and claiming dole.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

She'll turn into Gail Porter?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Next comes the warhammer and lies on the internet
then you gain your virginity.
( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 10:58, archived)