At least we might get some real answers to this one

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

They'll be hugely exaggerated, mind.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

That one by Wormulus is a definite lie.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:41, archived)

It is 100% true.

( WormuIus, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:48, archived)

so's ym

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:51, archived)

The bullying wont be exaggerated
but the revenge will be entirely fabricated.

I can just imagine the pudgy little fingers sweating away as they type up a Walter-Mitty all about how they spent 2 years doing Kung Fu and working out so they could beat up the kid who stole their dinner money at school.

When the sad reality is, the only time they ever won a fight was when their 15th level Dark Elf Fettle-Spelunker defeated a wounded Orc outside a Brothel in the hamlet of Whank-y-Cynt.

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( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

A bully tugged on my school tie really tight so I couldn't undo it.
And when I tried THE WORLD EXPLODED leaving nothing behind except my uncle and my virgin anus.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:44, archived)