What have you been elected to do?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

Gloat about winning.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Claim for moat cleaning on expenses.

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

I nick pens and packs of photocopier paper from work all the time.
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Apart from your wages and pension, what's the biggest/most expensive thing you've managed to get out of your work, legal or otherwise?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

When I worked for Pets At Home, I once came home with £20 of cat food.
Because it was going out of date in a month.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Laptop :)

( thealternativefact, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

I've only ever had part time jobs.
I did once come away with a laser though.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

PA system.
And all the wood I can eat.
( Cawl, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Did you have a cat at the time?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Yes.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Did you share your bounty with your cat?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

no he ate both sections, the cat had the cat food, lol
just kidding, great
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Some of it.
There was far too much for one cat to eat in a month, so I donated the rest to the local vet.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

ahh man that's kind, vietnam soldiers don't get the respect they deserve
well done you, not that i condone the american invasion of vietnam, but then i'm not really here to judge, no offence, great
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:01, archived)

Don't bother giving it to vets, they get it cheap.
Shelters need it more.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

I'm thinking it's too late for that advice

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Really?
How did you deduce that?
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

Wasn't a shelter within easy reach at the time.
Nearest was a good 45 min drive.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:26, archived)

Inconsiderate cunt.
You kill shelter puppies. You're worse than Obama.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

I hate puppies.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Yes, yes,
kittens.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 13 May 2009, 21:32, archived)

this one time right,
I took home a pair of scissors accidentally, then brought them back the next day
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

it wasn't a little pair of scissors, it was proper big scissors

this is major stuff.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

i'm glad to hear you returned them, do you think you should maybe do a little more to make up for the overnight loan?
maybe not, i'm sure you work hard enough, i wouldn't know, no offence, all cool
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

I bet you sat up all night trimming the rind off all your bacon, secretly mocking your employers with every strip of fat you sliced

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

i bought expensive (for me) bacon the other day
i'm not keen on the rind so i cut it off, i decided to fry it anyway, it was lovely, great times, although if you dont eat pork as you don't enjoy it or for religious reasons , no offence ment, great
( mongychops, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

there are still little bits of fat
dried on

I smell it to remind myself
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

Delegate the work to other committee members.

( Comma, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:53, archived)

President?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:56, archived)

Well, chair, but it's the same sort of thing.

( Comma, Wed 13 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Chair of what?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

The philosophy society.
Though inaugurations aren't for another two weeks, so I don't have any power yet.
( Comma, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:25, archived)

power ?
in a philosophical society ?? have you thought this through ....... ?
(CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:30, archived)

Cool.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 13 May 2009, 21:34, archived)