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I've been at the pub.
On the lemonades, don't rush with the tit-requesting gazzes, I'm not drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
I had no intention of gazzing you.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
Not you in particular.
You have milk swollen post baby tits at your ready disposal, all others are vastly inferior and less useful as water pistols.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Who is it that does that then?
In particular.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17, archived)
I used to do that to my ex when he was being a cunt.
Which was often.

He never figured out why he'd get a wet back every time he played Fifa 98 instead of helping out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
OH GAZZING B3TANS!
Why must you target poor Limey with your sweaty palmed requests?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
SHOW US YOUR TITS LOVE

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
Good work on the RB.
I can hand deliver one of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
ACE :)

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
I am a pure, chaste, innocent, angelic, virgin cherub. Yiu must surely have me confused with someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:15, archived)
Ha,
you and me both love.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
SHOW US YOUR TITS

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
I've seen 'em
She has each one on an old roller skate to stop her paps grinding on the road.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Oi!
Fuckface!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
HEWWO
Sorry and that
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
You are a hellsent misogynistic bad mother whore bitch. I'm exactly the opposite.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
Oh Limey :(
It's all TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
I too have been at the pub.
Where, yet again, Sunderland prooved he is a substandard human being.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Mackems.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
It was a barrage of bad jokes and conversation killing.
He then stormed off and walked home on his own.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20, archived)
Isn't he also doing stand-up next month?
Oh, wait...sorry. That was someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
No, because people say that PB seems like a nice bloke at least.
Sunderland is much, much, much shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 13 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
I've been at the pub since 5pm
I was drunker earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:17, archived)