Ignoring the stupid presenter
Why would French people want to go to blackpool because the tower looks kind of like the Eiffel Tower?!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:45, archived)

They should go to Japan instead.
The Tokyo tower is bigger than the Eiffel tower.
( Bats, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:47, archived)

Why do English people go to Spain and eat in McDonalds?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:48, archived)

Don't get me started
When we were in Turkey we had a family recommend a restaurant because they did a full Sunday lunch. It's Turkey ffs, why would you want one?! Apart from anything, it's far too hot for such things.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:49, archived)

I had an Indian meal in Greece.
It was actually one of the nicest curries I've ever had.

Clearly I'm a badwrong, or a badong, but I don't regret it.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:02, archived)

"what d'you mean there aren't any chips?"
"i come here on a plane, you cunt"
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:54, archived)

Fuckin' french tourests.
Always comin' 'ere and goin "Le haw le haw le haw, where is le eifal tower, this place is rubbbish without any eifal towers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:05, archived)

Get it right FFS
Eiffel Tower Tour Eiffel
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 14 May 2009, 8:48, archived)