What porn would they watch?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Pug

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

Not everyone needs it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Wooo check out Mrs Wow
Showing off with her "auto-aquaplane" mode.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

All I have to do is hear the first two bars of Ace of Spades

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
You win some, lose some, it's -all- the same to me....
*watches*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Actually that's 4 bars but never mind.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Point taken, but still what form of sexy inspiration would asexuals use?
Hmm... I must remember to take the bin bags out they're getting a bit whiffy though that might be the bin itself I must make a note to wash that out which reminds me the taps in the kitchen could do with a clean I'll have to pop to the supermarket to get more OH GOD I'M CUMMING!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Sitting on something vibraty?
I don't know, I'm a porn person.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I can cure asexuallity with a quick flash of my nudger.
There would be aquaplaning of rare proportions and girly-gloop everywhere.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:30, archived)