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I have an idea for a new animal.
I have prayed to Jesus to make this new animal, I think he's working on it right now.

You all better WATCH THE FUCK OUT for bees with DOGS COCKS !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
i don't like animals
what did you have for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
spag bol with added bacon

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
A sausage bap.
With tomato sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Damn you
now I'm hungry again.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
brown sauce with sauasge and bacon

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
That's usually my rule, but fancied a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Jacket potatopo with Curried chickens
and a snickers bar and some water.

And some fruit.

And pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
what pie?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
A pie made
from robots made of guns made of drugs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
That's for amateurs
my pie is made out of vaginas fashioned from cocaine and they are sort of crusty cocaine on the outside but the inside it liquid heroin that tastes like Tit Sweat.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
chicken salad sandwich.
It was not enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
We are the Internet
we can never eat enough !

One hand on the mouse, the other on a slice of pizza, forevermore till we die of bedsores.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Don't talk dirty, that sounds amazing.
I really am famished.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
cereal

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
what kind?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
A massive BLT with added chicken.
Very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
A CBLT
surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Yes
but that could equally denote the inclusion of cheese.
I thought I'd remove any lingering doubt. It was a cracking sandwich, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
you had a CHB LT sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Now you're just being silly
that would involve the filling being more crusty than the bread

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Leftover spaghetti carbonara
Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
a cheese roll with legs

it was quite new to legs though, so it was really a cheese stumble.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
Nothing yet. Lunch at 1800 words.
Coffee, chocolate and cigarettes probably.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
that's a lunch i can almost approve of

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
Dog cock.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
Nothing

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
would that replace the stinger?
or be in addition to the stinger?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
it would be a platypus
but without the bill, legs or arms, the tail or the fur. and with scales.
And more laterally compressed.

+gills
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
you think these people go outside?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
Fair point
Should read "CHECK WWW.BBC.CO.UK/NEWS FOR INFORMATION ABOUT BEES WITH DOGS COCKS"
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
do you think it would get on the daily mail? that's the only news I read, besides Perez Hilton of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
Only if we could make the bees nigerian or polish

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
Bees' wax can be polish

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
would the dog cock be in place of the stinger,
or stick forward like a real willy, jabbing into windows and faces as it bumbles around, leaving sticky kisses?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
This is how evolution works everyone
if you are an American fuckwit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
was it this?
www.b3ta.com/board/9446539
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
oh, no, there was another sentence
that's not a bee with a dog cock

i'm going to try sleeping again, this is getting worrying
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
Dear god, you've reached a new low stealing ideas from QOTW OT
*slow hand clap*
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)