How many words have you got left to go?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

Oh I've got plenty of words. Just need to take out the bad ones and replace them with good ones and put the sentences into the right order
and sort out the grammar and punctuation and do my referencing properly and check I've not missed anything out and change some bits so my line of argument in clear all the way through. I have no problem with the actual word count, just what they say.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Ahhhhhh, I see.
I can't help you in any way, but good luck with it all. I'd get someone to read it after you're done- I did that with my auteur essay and they spotted a couple of mistakes I made when I was trying to finish it at 2 in the morning.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

clickin dis
oh wait, no I'm not
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP GRUMP

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

is wow your new online nemesis?

( well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

I don't understand her, that's all
it's a complete mystery to me how someone can be top poster on both boards every day of the week but still be stultifyingly dull and uninteresting
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

I think she's nice.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

You're just trying to get in her pance.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

I am nice.
Well, mostly. I was raised to be, unless given a good reason.

I think you're nice too. Ahhh.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

fair enough i guess
it's slightly uncomfortable seeing you have a dig at her on here though, like watching someone kicking a puppy
( well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Is she all furry and does she wee on the carpet when she's nervous then?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:10, archived)

you know me, I always go for popularity on here
not like me to think for myself
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:12, archived)

you cunt
why do I want to bum you so much?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

I'd love to be able to answer that but I'm afraid I don't know who you are
hello new person
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:18, archived)

i just don't see the harm
i mean if you were to start a blog no one would ever read it, why not just post on here instead?
( well, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:19, archived)

You're doing better than me then,
I had to get an extension but the draft is due in tomorrow at 10am and I have written 50 out of my 5000 words.

Good luck lovely!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

HAHA, I laugh at you stoopids student.
HAHAHA
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

I've never handed a piece of work in late.
I'm too worried they'd tell me to stick it if I asked for an extension.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

The very fact that I started this one more than 24 hours before it's due in is a first I think.
Good luck pet, I'm going to get back on it now. x
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 14 May 2009, 16:13, archived)

Ohhh, good luck.
do auto replaces and things, hopefully that might help.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:15, archived)

Well I've written it twice before but they're both rubbish.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

At least you're not completely working from scratch, then.
Phew, I thought you still had it all to do!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:22, archived)

You've just reminded me I've got a 3000 word report to do.
Great!
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 14 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

At least I reminded you
if you get it out of the way, you can flap about in your paddling pool.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:04, archived)