How about a compromise and we use pig's milk?

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

You can't milk a pig.
Fact.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

no...
YOU can't milk a pig
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

You can try,
But it'll fucking kill you.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

And you'll get worms.
Also a fact.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Who said anything about a pig?

( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

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( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

No sugar,
I'm sweet enough already.
( WormuIus, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Yeah you can. Where do you think goats milk comes from.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

I've never thought of that...
Where does sheep-cheese come from then?
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Dog tits.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

... And suddenly the world makes sense again.

( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Piglets manage.

( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 15 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Yeah,
But if you try suckling on it's pig-tit, it won't be happy.
( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Unless you're also a piglet?

( Cawl, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:18, archived)