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Being a pedant is simply dull.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

There's a difference between being a pedant and complaining when someone spelt a word wrong.
Or is there?

Shit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:51, archived)

I wouldn't worry about it.
There are bigger issues. I have no milk for tea.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

That is bad news.
I have frijj.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:53, archived)

I don't think that will go in tea well.
Is it banana?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Chocolate Brownie.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

you sick fuck

( well, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Add vodka, ice and blender

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

I would if it wasn't lunch time and too early for that sort of thing.
and I've got a business exam on monday.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 12:58, archived)

it's the weekend
you're allowed to drink early on the weekend
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Ok,
but I'm revising. and watching eastenders. and b3taing.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 13:04, archived)

Ok
I'll let you off then.

I'm resting, before I start the next stage of operation 'make fucking evil bed of doom'.

Actually, most of it is ok, it's just this last bit with the tiny brackets and tiny screws. They are too much for my fat hands.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

can't you just sleep on the floor?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:37, archived)

have black coffee
black tea is minky
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Its a possibility
But unlikely. I shall dress and adjourne to the Co Op
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 16 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

black tea with a slice of lemon is no problem
I've sent a pair of girls to London armed with the phrase "you sick fuck!" if someone offers them milk in their tea.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

depends what sort of tea it is

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

i have this problem
my own language is slightly, er, idiomatic*, but it still bothers me when someone misspells something

*lolwacky
( spacefish bong!, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:29, archived)

there's also a difference between spelling a word wrong and making a word up.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 16 May 2009, 13:31, archived)