Chinese Sex Park in "Sex Park" shocker
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8053596.stm

Now you have to design a theme park, yes you do. And you need to tell me what theme the theme park would be!
You must write the answer to this in words here, or there will be hell to pay, boy!
Also, the theme of the theme park can't be "sex" because the Chinese Sex Park has already done the whole "Sex Park" Theme Park theme, you hear?
( The Neville What what what, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:14, archived)

The Neville Land.
No one would go there, but we'd all enjoy it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

There would be a big man
who stands on a platform 1.5 feet off the ground and will glue peanuts to a child's head for 50p a pop.
Also, the Broamtent, where you can have yourself Broamed, for a significant sum of money
And a "Debroaming tent", where you can go afterwards, to be de-broamed.
( The Neville What what what, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:17, archived)

THINGS ARE HAPPENING ON THE INTERNET

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:15, archived)

Judge Reinhold's CloaCarnival

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Valhalla.
Viking theme world.
Long boat rides.
Battles.
Roast meats.
hats with horns.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:16, archived)

Ragnarok.
People enter park.

People dressed in costumes of the Gods come down and slaughter everyone.

Roast Meats.
hats with horns.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

As you walk through the gates Fenris reaches down and bites your head off
like the holographic shark in Back To The Future 2
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

I planned JunkLand
which was modelled as a giant scrapyard, with lots of rusting pipes shooting out jets of flame. The roller coasters would look like precariously cobbled together frames ridden on by MOT failures, all the cafes would sell bacon sarnies instead of burgers, and there'd be a ride where you put on a suit of metal and then get picked up by a giant magnet.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

I really wish I could be bothered to participate in this thread
but I can't
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:18, archived)

TOO LATE, MAN!
Too late! YOUR FATE IS SEALED!
( The Neville What what what, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:19, archived)

It'd be a theme park with no kids
and maybe somewhere to sit down when you've finished on the roller coaster
( magnum, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

i'm not sure i can attempt to contribute any ideas, sorry, i'll have a good think later about it, no offence
great
( mongychops, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:21, archived)

giant genitalia
made me laugh. I'm such a child.
( jenpots, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'd like to see a meme park
( vladimir, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:23, archived)

I read that as south park ):
but still.. sex park! (:
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:25, archived)