Someone has done this to me before,
but I couldn't remember what the joke was.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

Smells like a wormdo in here.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

What's wormdo?
Nah, doesn't work. What's the joke?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

"What's a wormdo?"
Wriggle.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:43, archived)

*tut*

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:46, archived)

What's a snakedo? It slithers around.
What's a mousedo? It squeaks and bites.
What's a phonedo? It rings and lets you talk to people.
What's a kettledo? Boils water.
What's a cupboarddo? Opens up and lets you store objects of various sizes inside.
What's a hairdo? Nothing much, then it falls out.
What's a corpsedo? Bugger-all.

I should really stop now.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

You have a pastycost on your head.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 18 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

"What's..." etc.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 0:42, archived)