/sighs.
Who's there?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

FUCK OFF.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

very cheerful.
Do you want some hugs and love? Did your mother not give you any as a child? Poor baby.
/gives great big massive squishy hugs
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Keep your ugly great moonface away from me.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

your just jealous
that you'll never be allowed near my norks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

They look disadvantaged.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I think you should make today
"Baldmonkey Pooem Monday"

Let's reclaim Monday, take it back from all these racists.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

HAI BALDERS
How's the clap?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

HELLO!
Long time no see!

How are the bruised on your TITS from where I bounced my GUSHING BALLS off of them?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Well DG
They were very SWOLLEN and PURPLE, but


actrually fuck this
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

Are you pointing at your minge?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Alex, for you I can be pointing at the other hole

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

Where your colostamy bag was fitted?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

It's ok. I did spunk as I was typing it. your sexytalkymouthwords would have been wasted

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

I tend to have that effect on people

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

It actually was a 'Scare-Spunk'
the 3rd and worst stage of being scared. ie.

1)So scared you piss yourself.
2)So scared you shit yourself.
3)So scared you spunk yourself.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

pffft
haha
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

Ah, you're about,
Good stuff.
( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hello darling

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

'sup biatch?

( Cawl, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Riding low flo rider stylee
wassup in your hood blud?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

allo Kaol
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

HAAAijkgfnbhdsghds
mmy keyboardisplayying up. it i
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

this is jolly annoying.
Is my theremin ready?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:37, archived)

It's maturing
It needs to be laid down for a year or so to become full bodied
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 18 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

oh no
very advantaged when you think about the fact you'll never touch them :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 May 2009, 10:26, archived)