I hope the toon stay up.
/DG 100% honest blog
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:05, archived)

OHH MY SWEET DG!
It's incredibly drawn out and agonising.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

I want them to go down.
Purely for selfish reasons you understand.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I think they will get a win at Villa
and Boro and Hull will go down.

I was hoping Hull would lose on Saturday to ease the pain for JMG.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

I hope Villa win, out of a misplaced love of MON.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

I dont think a win benefits Villa in any way does it ?
FOOTBALL TALK, ONLINE !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

A win takes Villa into Europe (5th place)
no offence. great football forum banter.
( Three Dog Man, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

5th to 7th are all Europa League qualification spots because of the cup results.
Position within those places doesn't matter for that. It's worth something like £750k in prize money per place.
( nick the greek, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:35, archived)

I know. I've always liked Newcastle as being a QPR supporter a lot of our youth has headed towards the heady heights of the toon and they've got the coolest strip in the 97 -03 season
Which I used to wear when playing, always the fashion victim.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

Q P fucking R ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

West London boy. Plus it's who all the cool rock stars support.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

ool rock star unt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:20, archived)

same thing :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:21, archived)

Eternal gratitude for your kind gift of Sir Les

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:15, archived)

Hayes FC thanks you for the 10% of his sign-on fee

(ricky_darkholer is blonde on the inside, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

JMG. What would you say was the main cause for Newcastle's bad performance this season?
Apart from yourself being to blame, I mean.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:13, archived)

Keegan.
Should never have come back. Made their season start bad, was ruined from there on in.

Having Sam "The shittest, cuntiest, twatiest Man in all football" Allardyce the season before didn't help either.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Tsk
dont you know it's all Dennis Wise's fault ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

How did Keegan make our season start bad?!
They drew at Old Trafford!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Spurs drew at Stamford Bridge early on.
You know how our season started.

Manchester United started this season in very very shit fashion too.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, archived)

...How does that defeat my Keegan point?
Under Keegan we won two, drew one and lost one.
I'm right.

I'm always right.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

Newcastle United . January 2008 - September 2008
Played 21
Won 6
Drew 9
Lost 6
% 28.57

EXCELLENT STATS!
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

That isn't this season.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

That's the entire time Keegan was in charge in his second stint.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

"Keegan.
Should never have come back. Made their season start bad,"
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

Two independent statements.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

Keegan's start to the season was perfectly fine.
I'm sorry Kevin Keegan's Newcastle United probably gave you a couple of hidings.
I still blame Spurs for Keegan's first resignation.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Let's be clear
Kevin Keegan is not a great football manager. He's a good motivator, but not a lot else.

I wouldnt let him manage my affairs.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:19, archived)

It's amazing.
You can finish second in the Premiership and still be labelled a terrible manager in this country.
How many other Englishmen have done this?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Funny how no one rates Keegan apart from the Toon faithful.
You're so blind to your "messiahs".
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

An excellent point. Made by the club that appointed the Rev. Hoddle.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

We appointed him, he wasn't very good,
we fired him.

After his shit performance we don't revere him as some kind of god, like you do with your failures.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

http://www.footballforums.net/forums/archive/index.php/t-28245.html
4th reply.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

Yeah
useless twat only saved us from relegation into the old 3rd division then up to 2nd place in the premiership within 3 seasons.
Oh, and only the press call him messiah...
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

and all the newcastle fans who get interviewed,
and all of the banners in St. James's park.

I'm going to bring Shearer into this. How's his managerial record? Excuses... it's not his team, he's not been in charge long etc are not acceptable, everyone recognises that that team are far too good to be where they are.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:34, archived)

I haven't heard any excuses from him
no idea what you're on about.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:37, archived)

I have.
:) Blind to your messiahs :)
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/burden-of-tottenham-hopes-rests-on-hoddle-689378.html


"The bottom line for now is whether Hoddle can make a difference or at least give the demanding Spurs supporters something to cheer about. "The way I always saw it is the fans want a team who can play," Burkinshaw said. "They want individuals who are terrific technicians. They loved the likes of the Frenchman [David Ginola] and Glenn Hoddle, in his time, was a god."
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

"in his time".
Well done, you've proved that you're not reading things properly.

He was a fucking fantastic player, and as a PLAYER could do no wrong.

He tried to manage us, he was shit, he is no longer a "god" to us - although he was.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:47, archived)

It's amazing how you've managed to clamp down specifically on a set amount of time, there.
As earlier you couldn't fathom the difference between this season, and last.
I again put it to you, and now coupled with your new found sense of exact time, that Keegan's 08/09 season at SJP actually got off to a rather fine start.
I'm sure you'll agree.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:49, archived)

It was a bad start.
and I'm sticking to that.

There's a significant difference in time between the 70s and now
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:52, archived)

What was so bad?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:55, archived)

You beat Bolton (big woop) and drew with a substandard Manchester united,
then you struggled to beat a team that nearly got relegated from the championship.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Yes. that's 4 Premiership points out of a possible 6.
Are you alright?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 15:01, archived)

Off-field antics.
There doesn't seem to be a grown up amongst them.
Ashley's right hand man showed up in a shirt for Saturday's game with "Cockney Wanker" written on the back.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

Seeing as he's being honest
why wasn't Ashley wearing a Spurs shirt?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

It was Llambias in the shirt.
Weird..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:25, archived)