I've had a drunken debate with a vet about my ability to take on a badger.
He said it will rip me to pieces. I'll prove him wrong some day.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

My reply looks really fucking dodgy after what Dr P has put above.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

You disgust me.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I've heard they're vicious.
This guy reckoned he'd bumped into one in his van or something, but it was only stunned, so he picked it up by the scruff of its neck, slapped it a few times, and sent it on its way. He also said he'd killed an Alsation that went for him one time. Or something.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

That sounds like
you've been to a QOTW bash.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:22, archived)

honey badgers are tough little bastards
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Honey_Badger
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:34, archived)

bastardbadger

( WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:35, archived)

awesome

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:42, archived)