which route will you take? how many ropes are you taking?
will you eat before you go or after? If you abseil and hang upside down after you eat or drink why doesn't the food just fall out of you? After you get home what will you do? Go to bed and read? Have a shower? etc. etc. etc. etc.
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)

the weather has suggested it'll be an indoor session, I'm going to do just bouldering so ropes aren't needed, I'll probably stick to around 6a-6b british technical.
After an hour and a half I'll have a shower at the centre and drive to the pub quiz where I will buy a drink, talk to my cohorts and arouse Mo Mowlem.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

My climbing method
is to lie face down at the foot of a cliff and imagine Hazel blears dressed as Jimmy Krankee, looking doe-eyed over her shoulder at me and licking her nose.

This then gives me an erection and I find myself pogoed to the top of the cliff.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, archived)

that's called "Dynamic Crotch Slap"
it's a common technique for 7B boulder problems
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

excellent report!
I would love to go abseiling again, last time I went I was 14 and abseiled down the back of a waterfall in the lakes (granted this had all sorts of safety grips and stuff but it was still fun) and then I was made to sit down on the rock face and wrap my legs around the rope and then lie back so I was hanging upside down with my arms out at each side like an upside-down crucifix.

THAT WAS AWESOME!
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:24, archived)