That better be BIRDS you're on about.
We'll have none of THAT in OUR army!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

SEXISM !
of course it's birds, birds are important in the modern army. Food needs cooking, blood needs to be washed off the uniforms, and this cock isn't going to suck itself !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

*Salute*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:08, archived)

I expect there will be a strict fitness regime in this army?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

Oh yes. The birds must be incredibly fit.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

it's like a carry on film in this thread

( spacefish bong!, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:18, archived)

Raaaa-ther!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:20, archived)